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 Post subject: Funny and Weird Uncyclopedia Article
PostPosted: 10 Jun 2010, 09:02 
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I was doing some random Google searches and came across this:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Insurance_Policy_Fetish

Just the name is so weird. I hope to God nothing like this actually exists. I didn't read this thing all the way through, but here's some things I found rather weird/funny:

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A person who follows the insurance policy fetish is known as an insurance policy fetishist.


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The advent of various sexual fetishes in regards to various animated characters prompted a mass movement of individuals to gain an attraction to characters in insurance policy commercials, notably Erin Esurance and the Aflac duck.
(The mention of the Aflac duck in particular is funny to me)

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To enhance the pleasure from the insurance policy fetish, many fetishists call insurance agents to achieve sexual pleasure. The aspect of actually talking to somebody who works for an insurance company can create great pleasure to fetishists, and the resulting conversation can affect how much pleasure one receives.


I don't even know what to think of society anymore :shock:

Oh, by the way, Daniel, is your dad still selling insurance? I might need to make a quick phone call. I've always wanted to talk to the gorilla character from Perteet Agency. So hawt. Lol, j/k.



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PostPosted: 10 Jun 2010, 12:37 
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I blame tv, as it is easy to blame for all of societies problems.
Yes he still sales insurance, but for another company now.



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PostPosted: 10 Jun 2010, 12:46 
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danperteet wrote:
I blame tv, as it is easy to blame for all of societies problems.
So very true.
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Yes he still sales insurance, but for another company now.
I pretty much knew that, though it is a shame his company doesn't really exist anymore. I really liked how it had a gorilla mascot. Oh, wait, there was none (but there should've been a gorilla one - j/k). Whatever company he's with now - is there a sexy mascot like Erin Esurance or the Aflac duck? J/k.



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His current company does not have a mascot. It's a shame.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny and Weird Uncyclopedia Article
PostPosted: 10 Jun 2010, 21:02 
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Yeah.

What about your company? Does it have a mascot. I probably already know the answer for that...



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My company doesn't need a mascot. It is that cool.



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Cool. Lol.



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Erin Esurance and Flo from Progressive are both pretty hot, but not because they have anything to do with insurance policies.


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mike wrote:
Erin Esurance and Flo from Progressive are both pretty hot, but not because they have anything to do with insurance policies.
Agreed for sure.



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Jemascola wrote:
mike wrote:
Erin Esurance and Flo from Progressive are both pretty hot, but not because they have anything to do with insurance policies.
Agreed for sure.

ok, this is getting pretty weird, but sure, I agree.



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